its a what?

Ok for this assignment im suppose to deconstruct something down to a thing with an unsuspecting victim. hehe my parents are the perfect victims. i knew this was going to be hard for my mom to understand so i quickly plot how im going to do this, strategies are the best ways to win anyways. I quickly remember stories i heard of when my brother was little how he thought everything was bahggg or some noise that sounded like that. Hmm i wonder if my brother was a postmodernist already at that age or it was his lack of skill with the vocal cords. I prefer to use the second one. So i sat next to my mom and told her to pass the bahgg and she stared with that utter confusion look that i am use to. Im quick to answer her look with did you know that bahgg because in reality popcorn is just a name given to that. So my mom says no its popcorn, and i reply what is popcorn for, she says eating, i say what is eating, eating is a thing we do, yes my strategy is working, so i said what is bahgg, she says its a thing that your brother said. So i explain how bahgg can be popcorn and ultimately its just a new name i have given it for no reason. After i let her know its for an assignment it all seemed to make sense now.